6 Weird Things for Marisse
One look at Marisse you will know that she's one to be taken seriously. Just one look at her big round eyes you know, this is a girl who will take the world by storm. This is a girl who already is a force of nature and one that will break many a heart in her days to come. One who you don't fool around with. No, not Marisse. Therefore, when she tagged me, her old Aunt Anedra, I dare not refuse.
So, Marisse sayang, this is for you - the 6 weird things you ought to know about Aunt Anedra.
1. I talk to myself. You may not have any imaginary friends Marisse, but one day you may have one, or two. You could start with Elmo or Barney and as you grow older it could be some hero in a movie, like Harry Potter and as you grow older, the list gets longer. I have a few. Who are they? Depending on the flavour of the month, or what's showing at the movies, or whoever I dreamt of the night before, or who my latest crush is ie. Dr Derek Shepherd of Grey's Anatomy. You get what I mean? So, I talk to them (or really myself), saying my thoughts aloud, pretending they hear me and actually have an opinion on what I'm saying, you know bits and pieces on what my day was like, yada-yada lalalala and so forth. Yup, Lala that's the Land I may end up in if this goes on. The day I really and finally go CUCKOOO. Then you'll find me really weird!
2. Scratching - That has to be my favourite pass time. I scratch. Mosquito bites. Scabs. And not only my own, other people's too. Oh, pimple popping too- it's so fulfilling.
3. My body is a yoyo. Marisse, you haven't met me yet but once you do meet me over a few occassions, you'll realise that my body is like a yoyo unlike your mommy's (which is has been so slim eversince!!!) One day Aunty Anedra will turn up as fluffy as a cream puff, and the next a bit thinner and the next, back to a cream puff. It's got nothing to do with my eating or my lack of exercise N.O.P.E. My body just has a mind of it's own. I think it's called hormones. Well, at least I find that a believable excuse to give people!
4. Men, Bald Ones - Ehem. Marisse, you may not have discovered men yet. Your Pappy, Uncles and Granddads don't count, ya hear. One day, you will discover that men will make your heart skip many beats and you shall feel bees buzzing in your tummy and you will feel all nice and gooey inside. Yes, you will feel this one day and you will find that only certain kinds of men will make you feel that. For Aunty Anedra, bald ones do. People think this is weird, I find it absolutely YUM!! Just like the ones in the pics below.
Get what I mean?
5. Men, Old Ones - Ehem. How do I explain this. They're like wine? Oh, oh, oh!! Better if they're old AND bald. They make you giddy in a delicious way. Weird?? Naaah, trust me! *winks*
6. I bite bums - I have a bum fetish. No, no, you cheeky girl, not bums on bald and/or old men. Ewwwwhhh. Baby bums only. And yours shan't be spared! Watch out!
So that's 6.
Had enough of Aunt Anedra already?
So, Marisse sayang, this is for you - the 6 weird things you ought to know about Aunt Anedra.
1. I talk to myself. You may not have any imaginary friends Marisse, but one day you may have one, or two. You could start with Elmo or Barney and as you grow older it could be some hero in a movie, like Harry Potter and as you grow older, the list gets longer. I have a few. Who are they? Depending on the flavour of the month, or what's showing at the movies, or whoever I dreamt of the night before, or who my latest crush is ie. Dr Derek Shepherd of Grey's Anatomy. You get what I mean? So, I talk to them (or really myself), saying my thoughts aloud, pretending they hear me and actually have an opinion on what I'm saying, you know bits and pieces on what my day was like, yada-yada lalalala and so forth. Yup, Lala that's the Land I may end up in if this goes on. The day I really and finally go CUCKOOO. Then you'll find me really weird!
2. Scratching - That has to be my favourite pass time. I scratch. Mosquito bites. Scabs. And not only my own, other people's too. Oh, pimple popping too- it's so fulfilling.
3. My body is a yoyo. Marisse, you haven't met me yet but once you do meet me over a few occassions, you'll realise that my body is like a yoyo unlike your mommy's (which is has been so slim eversince!!!) One day Aunty Anedra will turn up as fluffy as a cream puff, and the next a bit thinner and the next, back to a cream puff. It's got nothing to do with my eating or my lack of exercise N.O.P.E. My body just has a mind of it's own. I think it's called hormones. Well, at least I find that a believable excuse to give people!
4. Men, Bald Ones - Ehem. Marisse, you may not have discovered men yet. Your Pappy, Uncles and Granddads don't count, ya hear. One day, you will discover that men will make your heart skip many beats and you shall feel bees buzzing in your tummy and you will feel all nice and gooey inside. Yes, you will feel this one day and you will find that only certain kinds of men will make you feel that. For Aunty Anedra, bald ones do. People think this is weird, I find it absolutely YUM!! Just like the ones in the pics below.
Get what I mean?
5. Men, Old Ones - Ehem. How do I explain this. They're like wine? Oh, oh, oh!! Better if they're old AND bald. They make you giddy in a delicious way. Weird?? Naaah, trust me! *winks*
6. I bite bums - I have a bum fetish. No, no, you cheeky girl, not bums on bald and/or old men. Ewwwwhhh. Baby bums only. And yours shan't be spared! Watch out!
So that's 6.
Had enough of Aunt Anedra already?
posted by anedra at 7:38 AM
15 Comments:
kak dena!! yuhoooooooooo!! i met your aunt the other day... hehe..
and also.. the first point.. talking to yourself? me too!! exactly the same way!! hahaha...
been so long since i last check on you...
Thanks Aunty Dena...
So funny.. POint number 1 is also on Mommy's list of weird things.. and she is also goo-goo-ga-ga-ing over McDreamy.. but McSteamy - can batal puasa when look at him.
.. i cant wait to have my bum bitten. xox
hmmm.... we already knew about 4 & 5 lar.... we were at your wedding!
for a minute there, i thought you were going to post N's picture too, as proof!
hehee....
:P
jade: You met her?? You shd've told me, then we cd've met too! Nemind, next time. talking to ourselves is so fulfilling ain't it?
marisse: tell mommy that I so understand the batal puasa part. Yum, and McDreamy is not even bald!! Imagine if he were!!
tzu anne: hehe. Cannot post his photos laaaa. Some things aren't to be shared!! Haha!
Hi Dena,
I somehow understand no 4...he he, after the last b'day do. Taht's nice. Keep at it..
How are you? I was with Kak Teh at Sudirman's concert and was hoping to meet you again. Sigh. met your mom. She is so cute watching her antics re: Mawi. Really cute lah. I truly enjoyed meeting you guys. Same wavelength rasa nya.
Haha..You're so funnylah Dena.
Oooohh..and I like the bum biting part. Too bad its just babies, though :)
Ruby: Hey there!! Yeah, it wd've been great to see you again tapikan, we didnt have the energy to drive all the way to Shah Alam for the concert and decided to catch it on TV instead. Yes, we must jumpa again. Next time I'm at the twin towers for meetings, will definitely call you again.
Trueblue: Too bad aye?? Ok lah, nanti I try on bald men ok. Ooops, let me correct that A bald man. Hohoho!
Talk to yourself, dulu selalu ada habit ni. Dah berkurang sangat lepas kawen. But I do talk to myself once in a while, espcially when driving, hahaha.
I talk to myself so much, that I dont' find it weird anymore (?!) - need some company on the funny farm?
And I'm glad that you're not biting the bums of old, balding men, regardless of how sexy they may look on the outside!! ;)
Arena: I find that I talk more to myself AFTER kawen! MAcamana tu!! As for the driving part..that's when I do it most too!! (At least ppl will think i'm just singing in my car - not talking to myself!) haha.
Blabs: Yes lahh..so true. It seems so natural now. If we do need to register at the funny farm, frm what I've been reading in my comment box - we'll have a lot of company!!
gosh. i didnt know I have such a weirdo for a niece. You didnt add that you profess love to anyone who calls on the phone.
You didnt get this weird traits from me,right?
D,
i knew all along you were weird, but THIS weird? That's the thing with the internet, dangerous. One can never be too careful, kan?
uh, remind me never to meet you alone. My bum is still sucimurni, want to keep it that way. The bonnet when looked at certain angles, look like a bald man's head ke? is that why?
*shivers*
;o)
OOD!
you're so clever. you broke the code. and see why it doesnt apply to old/bald men..shape all gone. no bounce either! hehe!
kakteh: kalau kuah tak tumpah ke nasi, mana lagi???
heheh...k.dena. never knew u were funny, with ur bum fetish n what-nots..heheh...
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