6 Weird Things for Marisse
One look at Marisse you will know that she's one to be taken seriously. Just one look at her big round eyes you know, this is a girl who will take the world by storm. This is a girl who already is a force of nature and one that will break many a heart in her days to come. One who you don't fool around with. No, not Marisse. Therefore, when she tagged me, her old Aunt Anedra, I dare not refuse.
So, Marisse sayang, this is for you - the 6 weird things you ought to know about Aunt Anedra.
1. I talk to myself. You may not have any imaginary friends Marisse, but one day you may have one, or two. You could start with Elmo or Barney and as you grow older it could be some hero in a movie, like Harry Potter and as you grow older, the list gets longer. I have a few. Who are they? Depending on the flavour of the month, or what's showing at the movies, or whoever I dreamt of the night before, or who my latest crush is ie. Dr Derek Shepherd of Grey's Anatomy. You get what I mean? So, I talk to them (or really myself), saying my thoughts aloud, pretending they hear me and actually have an opinion on what I'm saying, you know bits and pieces on what my day was like, yada-yada lalalala and so forth. Yup, Lala that's the Land I may end up in if this goes on. The day I really and finally go CUCKOOO. Then you'll find me really weird!
2. Scratching - That has to be my favourite pass time. I scratch. Mosquito bites. Scabs. And not only my own, other people's too. Oh, pimple popping too- it's so fulfilling.
3. My body is a yoyo. Marisse, you haven't met me yet but once you do meet me over a few occassions, you'll realise that my body is like a yoyo unlike your mommy's (which is has been so slim eversince!!!) One day Aunty Anedra will turn up as fluffy as a cream puff, and the next a bit thinner and the next, back to a cream puff. It's got nothing to do with my eating or my lack of exercise N.O.P.E. My body just has a mind of it's own. I think it's called hormones. Well, at least I find that a believable excuse to give people!
4. Men, Bald Ones - Ehem. Marisse, you may not have discovered men yet. Your Pappy, Uncles and Granddads don't count, ya hear. One day, you will discover that men will make your heart skip many beats and you shall feel bees buzzing in your tummy and you will feel all nice and gooey inside. Yes, you will feel this one day and you will find that only certain kinds of men will make you feel that. For Aunty Anedra, bald ones do. People think this is weird, I find it absolutely YUM!! Just like the ones in the pics below.
Get what I mean?
5. Men, Old Ones - Ehem. How do I explain this. They're like wine? Oh, oh, oh!! Better if they're old AND bald. They make you giddy in a delicious way. Weird?? Naaah, trust me! *winks*
6. I bite bums - I have a bum fetish. No, no, you cheeky girl, not bums on bald and/or old men. Ewwwwhhh. Baby bums only. And yours shan't be spared! Watch out!
So that's 6.
Had enough of Aunt Anedra already?
So, Marisse sayang, this is for you - the 6 weird things you ought to know about Aunt Anedra.
1. I talk to myself. You may not have any imaginary friends Marisse, but one day you may have one, or two. You could start with Elmo or Barney and as you grow older it could be some hero in a movie, like Harry Potter and as you grow older, the list gets longer. I have a few. Who are they? Depending on the flavour of the month, or what's showing at the movies, or whoever I dreamt of the night before, or who my latest crush is ie. Dr Derek Shepherd of Grey's Anatomy. You get what I mean? So, I talk to them (or really myself), saying my thoughts aloud, pretending they hear me and actually have an opinion on what I'm saying, you know bits and pieces on what my day was like, yada-yada lalalala and so forth. Yup, Lala that's the Land I may end up in if this goes on. The day I really and finally go CUCKOOO. Then you'll find me really weird!
2. Scratching - That has to be my favourite pass time. I scratch. Mosquito bites. Scabs. And not only my own, other people's too. Oh, pimple popping too- it's so fulfilling.
3. My body is a yoyo. Marisse, you haven't met me yet but once you do meet me over a few occassions, you'll realise that my body is like a yoyo unlike your mommy's (which is has been so slim eversince!!!) One day Aunty Anedra will turn up as fluffy as a cream puff, and the next a bit thinner and the next, back to a cream puff. It's got nothing to do with my eating or my lack of exercise N.O.P.E. My body just has a mind of it's own. I think it's called hormones. Well, at least I find that a believable excuse to give people!
4. Men, Bald Ones - Ehem. Marisse, you may not have discovered men yet. Your Pappy, Uncles and Granddads don't count, ya hear. One day, you will discover that men will make your heart skip many beats and you shall feel bees buzzing in your tummy and you will feel all nice and gooey inside. Yes, you will feel this one day and you will find that only certain kinds of men will make you feel that. For Aunty Anedra, bald ones do. People think this is weird, I find it absolutely YUM!! Just like the ones in the pics below.
Get what I mean?
5. Men, Old Ones - Ehem. How do I explain this. They're like wine? Oh, oh, oh!! Better if they're old AND bald. They make you giddy in a delicious way. Weird?? Naaah, trust me! *winks*
6. I bite bums - I have a bum fetish. No, no, you cheeky girl, not bums on bald and/or old men. Ewwwwhhh. Baby bums only. And yours shan't be spared! Watch out!
So that's 6.
Had enough of Aunt Anedra already?
posted by anedra at 7:38 AM
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